Chicks Dig Scars Shiny Slap

Chicks dig SCARs. It’s not just an expression for tough guys anymore. Oh no my friend! When you want to let everyone you know that you make poor financial decisions, you do so by buying a SCAR. And what better way to really drive the point home that you don’t have a lot of money, you’re just really irresponsible, you buy this slap! For the love of God though, please put an optic on that thing before posting pictures of it on the unmade bed of your girlfriends' bedroom.